A Very Well Balanced Portfolio

by $tereotrash

  • Cassette + Digital Album

    Solid yellow/Black and Yellow Two Tone panels. Limited to 25.

    Includes unlimited streaming of A Very Well Balanced Portfolio via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Lost wandering amongst the hellscape of broken links and four frame .gifs that is geocities, one might be wise to seek shelter with the site's most divisive export - a scrappy little punk band that calls themselves Stereotrash. Followed rabidly by a loose web of fan clubs that exist across the county and even stretch into reaches of Canada and Mexico, the fervor of the band's fanbase is only equaled by the unwavering phalanx of their detractors who accuse the trio of internet trickery and reivsionist folktelling. However, one thing you learn about Stereotrash after spending enough time with them is that the only noise they care about is the one wailing out their instruments.

Effortless Crush is excited to team up with the Brooklyn based group to release their debut cassette - A Very Well Balanced Portfolio. Over the course of two sides, Stereotrash runs the gamut, from blunt assessments on their sobriety to day-in-the-park slices of life. Regardless of their standing in the notoriously fickle geocities circle, you can be sure this is one stock that's worth your purchase.

The cassette is yellow on one side with a yellow marble swirl on the other.


released April 9, 2017


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