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From Calgary to Jersey, two prophets of different realms come together to release 26 minutes of DIY music tunneled through each of their respective singular visions.

Slut Prophet is an ever changing project which initially started as a way of self-therapy during frontrunner, Audrey Niksic’s teenage years. It has grown into a diary of collective thoughts and events which have shaped the way she perceives the world while growing up in the modern age of the internet and the way it so quickly demeans female identifying persons. Although personal, the project also aims to be as intersectional as possible, hoping to speak truths that all can relate to one way or another. Lyrics that promote third wave feminism have been blended together with older punk influences to create a sound that mimics the ideas of riot grrrl without the typical sound one would expect to hear from it. With minimal resources for recording gear nor any professional help, Slut Prophet’s is a one woman job that has required endless hours of frustration and dedication to write parts for each instrument as well as record with nothing more than a laptop and iphone. The goal is to hope you can feel the love and genuine dedication that has been put into this project for the sole purpose of empowering modern day women of all shapes and identities.

Blunt Prophet is a corrupt politician/rapper/producer hailing from Northern New Jersey. Corrupted by the state at an early age through a combination of criminal observations and a total distrust for any authority, he began his career making bad deals on the playground for Pokemon cards. Eventually he moved on to bigger and badder licks - getting elected to a local position at only age 22 and moving into the big leagues of Hudson county at 24. From there, it was all innate theivery, channeling generations of New Jerseysians who saw an opportunity and took it without permission. He's currently facing trial for a laundry list of alleged offenses, including embezzlement, extortion, rackateering, conspiracy to commit murder, amongst other charges. You can witness the drama on his upcoming album Blunt Prophet vs. The State of New Jersey


released June 20, 2017


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